The Wrongness of Haruhi Suzumiya by Raqonteur, literature
Literature
The Wrongness of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Wrongness of Haruhi Suzumiya
By John Paul Dodds
“I'm Soooooo Booooored”, I exclaimed loudly. “Bored. Bored. Boring. Boring. Boring. This is sooo boring. Why does nothing ever happen around here?!”. I was staring out the window of the SOS Brigade club. “I mean I made a website, and everything. And still nothing interesting ever happens”.
I looked around for someone to blame. Koizumi and Mikuru were both off doing something else, so I couldn't even have fun dressing her up. Mikuru hadn't even turned up for school today. Koizumi had made some lame excuse and sloped off. I hadn't really list
The Mikuru Principle (Haruhi Suzumiya Fanfic) by Raqonteur, literature
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The Mikuru Principle (Haruhi Suzumiya Fanfic)
The Mikuru Principle
“Throughout 15,498 repetitions we did not attend a Bon Festival the 2391st time and the 11,054th time. We attended a Bon festival but did not go to a Goldfish Scooping Booth 437 times. We attained part time jobs 9025 times...”
The revelation took it's toll on all present. We each went home to try to deal with it. I knew Kyon was hardest hit by it. I wanted to look over my shoulder. I wanted to... help. But I was just an observer. That was my function.
I walked away.
A voice called out from the shadows.
“You lied to them, Yuki”. It sounded mildly pleased. It also sounded a lot like Mi
Itsuki Koizumi x Reader (Haruhi Suzamiya) by sedonaandlilly, literature
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Itsuki Koizumi x Reader (Haruhi Suzamiya)
Slider (SLI) - Street Light Interference
The sporadic and unconscious ability to turn street lights or other sources of electrical lights on and off when near without the aid of a switch or remote. Reports also claim that these people are able to stick metallic items to their body. Some claim this the work of energies in the human body; others credit this mysterious power to physic or physic kinetic (The ability to move things with the power of your mind) powers. Although they have this power, the wielders lack control of it.
“A time loop!” Kyon screamed while Koizumi rested on the concreate park bench, a large grin plastere
The Disappearance Of Alycia Masterson by Raqonteur, literature
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The Disappearance Of Alycia Masterson
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALYCIA MASTERSON.
It was the middle of July. The sun was shining and all in all, it was a pretty nice day. A normal day.
Lessons were finished and I was on my way to the SOS Brigade clubroom. I knocked on the door even though it was our own clubroom. Why? Haruhi made the lovely, lovely Miss Asahina dress up as a maid in the clubroom. Don't ask. It's a Haruhi thing. The strange part was how I'd come to accept it as normal. I'd never really thought about that. But then, what was normal for me, these days.
There was no answer, so I walked in.
Nagato was standing in the middle of the room. There was another girl
The Seeking of Yuki Nagato - 1/3 - Seat of Dreams by Raqonteur, literature
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The Seeking of Yuki Nagato - 1/3 - Seat of Dreams
THE SEEKING OF YUKI NAGATO
1/3 The Seat Of Dreams
I had that dream again. Someone was calling my name. Only I couldn't see them. And I couldn't hear them, if that makes any sense. Only the the emptiness where they should be. Like they were made out of glass or something. Empty glass. A feeling of emptiness. Someone was missi...
The alarm shocked me awake. I shot bolt upright in bed. Shamizan yowled in fright and shot across the room to hide under my chest of drawers, where he gave me that kind of evil look that only a cat can.
My heart was pounding. I whipped my head around but nothing was out of place... missing. Just a dream.
The Hound of Haruhi Suzumiya Ch 4 by FlyingLion76, literature
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The Hound of Haruhi Suzumiya Ch 4
FlyingLion:
Wow this chapter was really late. But then again once I typed it all up, read through it, and deemed it unworthy of posting and thus stamped "REWRITE" I knew it'd take a while.
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All night I continued to peddle and peddle on my bike while behind me the giant pyrenees pursued me like his life depended on it. I don't know what he was thinking really but all I knew was that I wouldn't let myself become dog chow. So I kept on going and going until I finally couldn't
Learn To Fly -CHAP.03--TMOHS- by punkette180, literature
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Learn To Fly -CHAP.03--TMOHS-
The S.O.S. Brigade watched in horror as the mummy climbed all the way out of his tomb and began shuffling towards them, groaning and outstretching stiff, millennia-old arms.
"This is really happening..." breathed Haruhi, sounding half fearful, half awed.
Next to her Kyon was determinedly muttering, "This is not happening. This cannot be happening."
Avery wasn't sure who she agreed with. The inquisitive, supernatural-indulged part of her couldn't imagine anything more fascinating than a real mummy actually come back to life. But that same part of her - the part that had also seen loads of bad horror movies - reminded her that my
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DISCLAIM3R: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or Star Trek Into Darkness.
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Class M Planet: Nibiru
It was supposed to be just a simple observatory operation. Observe the planets inhabitants, report any unusual findings back to HQ, do not go on the surface of said planet thus revealing ourselves to the indigenous population, return home.
Of course had you been one Miss Captain Haruhi Suzumiya, you'd know that this would not be the case.
Such as which why said captain
Haruhi Suzumiya Into Darkness by FlyingLion76, literature
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Haruhi Suzumiya Into Darkness
FlyingLion:
My new found hype with Haruhi and my enjoyment of Star Trek Into Darkness has lead to this. Enjoy this... um...man I'm not even sure, parody maybe? I guess you could say this is like the computer club's game but like real I guess. Minor spoilers for Star Trek Into Darkness but I guess only if you can piece who's who.
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DISCLAIM3R: I do not own Star Trek Into Darkness or the Haruhi Suzumiya series.
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Kyon P.O.V.
"Kyon! Kyon answer me!" Haruhi called through my microphone
Learn To Fly -CHAP.02--TMOHS- by punkette180, literature
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Learn To Fly -CHAP.02--TMOHS-
The S.O.S Brigade wasn’t anything quite like Avery had expected. Firstly, she’d learnt that the name of the club stood for ‘Spreading Excitement All Over The World With Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade’, which didn’t even sound like it was anything to do with aliens, time travellers or espers.
Secondly, there was Haruhi herself. Avery may not have been the most sociable of girls, but she still knew that Haruhi defied everything she’d ever known about people or even social conventions in general. It was a pretty easy assumption to make that there was nobody else quite like Haruhi Suzumiya.
And finally, the